Happy 24th Birthday Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson
(15th April 1990)
did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines
"I coulda dropped my croissant"
That soft ass scream made my life
the most emotional post on tumblr
i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell